cat ./latest-ship
bichinho
a 90s virtual pet, in real time
bichinho 2.0 is a rebuild from the egg up. still a virtual pet the way they were in the 90s — it keeps living while the app is closed, and there is no pause button. now it grows up through world eras, dresses up in outfits, meets other pets at the pet park, and talks back. the colour world is free for everyone. no ads, no account. built in public.
cat ./chapadão
chapadão
pipa in your pocket, painted live
should you surf pipa today? — a verdict, not a wall of numbers. 2.0 “live ocean” repainted the whole app around the water: live swell, wind and tide, and pipa as a living scene that follows the weather and the hour. 2.1 grows the forecast from three spots to eight, each one a tap from directions in maps. every place is free — pro is just the surf tune. a passport to stamp at every beach.
ls ./apps --status
ponto zen
freelance hours, stamped — hold the seal and your day is logged · what you've earned and when payday lands · pdf timesheets · fully free · no account, no tracking
ios
download ↗live · 1.2
bichinho
90s virtual pet, in real time — 2.0 rebuild: world eras · outfits · a pet park · a pet that talks · free colour world · no ads, no account
ios
download ↗live · 2.0
kasure
daily logic puzzle drawn in ink — one stroke, every square, don't run dry · 2.0: global + friends leaderboards · order and dry paper variations · streak freeze · pro is one-time
ios
download ↗live · 2.0
chapadão
should you surf pipa today? a verdict, not a wall of numbers · 2.0 live ocean · 8 spots with directions in maps · every place free, pro = surf tune
ios
download ↗live · 2.1
swiss-fund
daily budget app — know exactly what you can spend today · wallets · vault goals with milestones · runway on the daily card · spend nudges
ios
download ↗
somar
breathe with a living mandala — guided breathing, timed sits, headphones on
ios
download ↗
z-nomads
trips-first travel hub · flights + stays in one place · boarding-pass look · flight tracking
ios
download ↗
clockroom
playful time + earnings tracker for work breaks
ios
download ↗
ls ./parked — 3 things not running right now · taco · agent-dash · lord-taco [ show ][ hide ]
taco
ai support reply co-pilot — ticket replies 3× faster
web
parked
agent-dash
trading dashboard — pnl · positions · drawdown · win rate
web
standby
lord-taco
algo crypto bot · eth+wif perps · donchian/atr/sma
binance
parked
parked by its own rules, not by losses. the audit: lifetime score ≈ breakeven · the famous pnl was a 3x accounting bug · the final halt was my own withdrawal tripping a circuit breaker that couldn't tell funding an app from losing money. patched — v2.5 waits for btc above its 200-day. building in public means the whole story stays on the page.
ls ./crew --schedule
40 agents. each with a nickname and one job. i steer, they row.
18 are on this page. the other 22 signed an NDA.
apps07the roadie · dr. app · the exterminator · the hustler · the stats nerd · the mechanic · the local[ show ][ hide ]
the roadie
ships a release, checklist ready
on call
dr. app
scores an app, codes the top fix
weekly
the exterminator
label a bug, get a PR back
2x a week
the hustler
reviews, keywords, store text
weekly
the stats nerd
downloads vs last week
weekly
the mechanic
kicks chapadão’s server tyres
weekly
the local
a pipa spot + a photo, into the app
on call
build in public02the hype man · the editor[ show ][ hide ]
the hype man
my commits, made into a post
daily
the editor
reads it before it goes out
daily
ficar05the scribe · el traductor · the fact checker · the director · the referee[ show ][ hide ]
the scribe
a sourced paperwork guide, as a PR
weekly
el traductor
one guide into spanish
weekly
the fact checker
did the fee change again?
monthly
the director
reels + a carousel from the newest guide
weekly
the referee
three numbers for the week
weekly
behind the scenes04hr · the lifeguard · the janitor · the housekeeper[ show ][ hide ]
hr
reviews every agent. including itself.
monthly
the lifeguard
quiet unless someone’s drowning
weekly
the janitor
sweeps old chats. never deletes.
weekly
the housekeeper
desktop clean, disk free
monthly
under nda18— private, no details.classified
they draft. i read, fix and press the button.
one exception: the hype man posts unless i kill it first.
whoami --verbose
- started
- november 2025 — zero prior code
- stack
- swift · html · python · claude
- built
- 0 → 8 apps + 3 web tools + a crew of 40 agents in 11 months · latest: ponto zen, freelance hours, stamped
- based
- brasil 🇧🇷 · sharing the build on x ↗
- say hi
- hello@getficar.com · or a dm on x — i read everything, i answer most of it
- method
- 改善 — one small improvement a day · ship it before it's ready
- carved
- 改善 inside an unclosed circle · a helm, no autopilot · a palm at sunrise · five lines from thailand · one black band for a good boy
- commits to
- building in public · shipping > polishing · rest counts as work
stats --summary
08
apps built
all 8 on the app store
latest: ponto zen 1.2, fully free
latest: ponto zen 1.2, fully free
40
agents on the crew
18 here
22 under NDA
22 under NDA
03
web tools built
ship’s manifest · live, private
taco · parked
agent-dash · standby
taco · parked
agent-dash · standby
11
months in
from zero
nov 2025 → now
nov 2025 → now
00
prior experience
no degree
no bootcamp
no bootcamp
taco
2019 — march 2026
1,000 nautical miles. one rescue dog. no autopilot.
every app i build carries a piece of him. lord-taco traded crypto in his name.
for taco · best crewmate